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IF ANIMALS COULD TALK, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY TO HUMANS ABOUT SPECIFIC THINGS?

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IF ANIMALS COULD TALK, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY TO HUMANS ABOUT SPECIFIC THINGS?


[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Wed Nov 22, 06 - Mon Aug 17, 09

What if animals would be able to give their comments when they come across something done by humans, that usually involves them in some way?

deer you hit with your car - "dude, quit bitching, look at my broken leg!!"
bear in forest fire - "oh great, f'ing humans let another one out of control"
fish to his buddy on a hook "haha, told you not to eat that worm, you got punked!!"
Dog in car to another dog - ... and then I'm going to get tutored! Or something like that.
turkey - don't eat me!!!
Cat - "Can I use your toilet? I mean, look at what I'm having to stand in while using mine."
Dog - (as you bring your date home) "What!? you didn't sniff her butt, dude she's got herpes!"
Animals in general - Man I wish they'd just all kill each other and be done with it


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My hubby actually trained his cat to go to the toilet.

Now whether or not that was a result of suggestions made by the cat, I really have no idea.
by Grumpy_Person on Wed Nov 22, 06 12:21pm [+]

^ it can be done, it seems..
I once saw a documentary where it shows how.
Made sense,too. It's not that dificult.
by aplmac on Wed Nov 22, 06 12:28pm [+]

It's really not. It basically involves putting something flat between the toilet and the seat (something that will hold the cat's weight) and putting litter on it. Show it to him and he should get up there and use the bathroom when he has to next. After enough times, take the litter away. Then after that, take the flat thing away. They're pretty much forced to use it in the toilet or fall in.
by Grumpy_Person on Wed Nov 22, 06 1:46pm [+]

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