food health : NAUGHTY THINGS THAT WE SAY ON THANKSGIVING? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Wed Nov 22, 06 - Wed Nov 10, 10 What are some of the things you should only say on Thanksgiving? Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist It's Cool Whip time If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst That's one terrific spread I'm in the mood for a little dark meat Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn, you'll get some Don't play with your meat Just spread the legs open and stuff it in Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? I didn't expect everyone to come at once You still have a little bit on your chin How long will it take after you stick it in? You'll know it's ready when it pops up Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that That's the biggest one I've ever seen Eat your meat Would you like some "stuffing"? Thats a really nice fruit salad You have some gravy on your chin White or dark meat? Would you like some fruit salad? Pull it out when Grandma comes Dribble some on the breast. It makes it nice and moist. Hey everybody! I got the biggest bone! Savor the flavor of my warm gravy as it goes into your mouth. Nice thighs More gravy? I really know how to baste a turkey. I'm a master baster. Register to submit choices Ballot #105788 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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