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go to your computer. make up a "for sale sign." hang it around the kid's neck. drive to the neartest busy intersection. get out. wait. take the highest bid. take the money. go to the nearest bar and celebrate by getting shit faced drunk. repeat if necessary with any remaining seed at home.
gee, i could be the next dr. phil.
^ Can you be my daddy? *starry eyed*
As the parent of a teen, I find that my threats carry more weight than hers do!
I have no idea, and you have *no concept* of how *overjoyed* I am with that...
My girlfriend's dad cried when she said she was getting her belly-button pierced. She still did it, but wow that's dedication.
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