best : culture : NAUGHTY ELVES REJECTED BY SANTA AND BANNED FROM THE NORTH POLE. [+] ballot by maxxman created Mon Dec 04, 06 Forget the children who've been naughty or nice, what about Santa's inner circle? Can you think of any Elves gone wild? Colonel Tom Thumb Up his Ass: Not the most efficient at the Workshop. Rumpleminzestiltskin: He'd rather get hammered than use one. Meanie Me: Antaganistic and confrontational Elf who likes to fight. Smokey&Dopey: They never made it past the drug screening, known accomplices of Smack,Crackhead,& Pop Drippy: Santa gave him Depends for Christmas. Twitchy: High strung nervous Elf on prozac. Woody: His constant erection was a workshop hazard.(A favorite of Mrs. Claus.) Windy: Flatulent Elf who stunk up the workshop. Skanky: Sleazy promiscuous female Elf known to sleep with the Reindeer. Nappy&Rappy: Bling bling wearing Hip Hop Elves. Crusty: out contracting STDs when he should be working. Ho Ho Hoey: Works for Santa by the hour Papparazey: tries to get upskirt photos of Mrs Claus to sell to the tabloids Ballot #106342 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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