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My Mom's friend, who was Jewish, told us of this Jewish curse--"You should grow like an onion with your head in the ground". Then I looked it up online and found this ther one--"May you fall into an outhouse just as an entire regiment of Cossacks finishes a meal of cabbage and prunes".
Voted : Dutch: Rot op! (rot away from disease)
I like this one: Huevón;
Sounds like being vigorous, verile and POTENT. Even though it represents the opposite in meaning. LOL
Voted : Québécois: tabernacle!
*Luuuuv* them Quebecoise folk!
Voted : portugues:cachorro (literally, 'dog', but very insulting)
So what's wrong with doggies?
Voted : German: Flachwichser (flaccid masturbator)
LMMFAO!!!
by mojo on Sun Dec 10, 06 3:21pm
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If you're swearing in Quebecois, you can use the word for tabernacle but you have to say TABAARRRNAK!!! - pronunciation is the key. The words for host, virgin (as in the Virgin Mary) and sacristy are also terribly inappropriate, but only if you pronounce them a certain way. It has to do with being hung up on the church for a long time, instead of being up about sex.
"hung up" about sex... I meant. Talk about a Freudian slip.
Voted : German: Flachwichser (flaccid masturbator)
While it's limp!
Voted : German: Flachwichser (flaccid masturbator)
Swinehund! I expect a little more from the Germans in this department.
Voted : Finnish: Äitisi nai poroja (Your mother copulates with reindeers)
by LCD on Mon Dec 11, 06 10:18am
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Voted : Bosnian/Serbian/Croatian: Kinkan! (suck my man-boobs)
Mithrandir, perhaps les autres ici need further enlightenment as to the church- swears. As you said, in Quebec, until the 1960's Quiet Revolution, the Church told you how to vote, took up to 1/3 of your earnings, excommunicated you if you disagreed, and generally kept the Quebecois under thumb. Peole, pissed off, appropriated the most sacrosanct words as curses. Recently, the Church has launched a campaign to reclaim these words. The attitude of most people I talk to about this can be summed up as such. " Calice, when those fags apologise for fucking little boys, and pay up, then I'll consider swearing about sex, like the maudites tete-carees, estie-tabarnac!"
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