COMMENTS:
So this one time my 85 year old Grandma farted and didn't even say "excuse me" or anything, she just stood there looking at us like she was waiting for our approval or something... I tried, but I couldn't keep a straight face and busted out laughing!
Voted : Warn Them
I have a special variant of the DEWS system to handle that fr me.
i fart in their faces
Voted : Warn Them
When I have to fart at work, I say to my boss, who shares the same office, "Excuse me, I need to view the executives photos." Then I go out into the the hall, stand in front of the executives' photos, look at their wealth-bloated faces, these people who pocket huge bonuses while downsizing OTHER people's lives, and I have a good and smelly fart.
Surely you jest, girls don't fart.
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