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EINSTEIN'S ANALYSIS OF RELATIVITY SHOWS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SANTA TO EXIST

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EINSTEIN'S ANALYSIS OF RELATIVITY SHOWS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SANTA TO EXIST


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Thu Dec 21, 06 - Tue Sep 15, 09

Who says Santa is from this world?
If Santa is a Spirit, then he has no mass.

From Einstein's relativistic theories, E=MC2 therefore, a spirit has no energy, and also takes no energy to accelerate the spirit to the speed of
light and beyond.

Once Santa is traveling at speed, Time approaches 0 at the speed of light, and distance approaches 0 at the speed of light.

Once Santa exceeds the speed of light, time reverses itself, and so does distance, so he would arrive at his destination before he leaves.

You see, A spirit has no beginning and no end, and can move forward and back through time so Santa can be everywhere at once.

So from Relativistic theories, the analysis given simply suggests that Santa is a Spirit, and not from the physical world.

So you see.. Santa Exists and the fact that we have presents proves it. Einstein's analysis of relativity shows that it is indeed physically possible!

Santa does exist and I have the presents to prove it
Einstein is full of it, there is no Santa


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COMMENTS:
so why did my parents sneak my prezzies in to my room throughout my childhood. Why didn't I see santa?
by Mr_Susan on Fri Dec 22, 06 12:33am [+]

Voted : Santa does exist and I have the presents to prove it
I knew it! I knew IT!
by seamus on Fri Dec 22, 06 1:11am [+]

Although using the pilot wave theory as espoused by Antony Valentini and considering how the pilot wave theory views time and space, which goes against Einstein’s relativity theory, because it has faster-than-light processes, and in relativity nothing is supposed to go faster than light. It seems that we may have to revise the relativity theory and end up with a notion of universal time. In relativity, different observers at different speeds have their own time and there is no absolute time. But in the pilot wave theory, distant observers can communicate instantaneously if they have control at this fundamental level of non-quantum particles. So they would be able to synchronize their clocks instantaneously even if they were millions of light years apart. Or in theory be in two places at once. So It is my firm belief that for Santa to exist and carry out his vast delivery then he must have mastered quantum mechanics and found a practical application for the pilot wave theory.
by B_P on Fri Dec 22, 06 3:47am [+]

Voted : Santa does exist and I have the presents to prove it
^So that explains it.
by skylab on Fri Dec 22, 06 6:35am [+]

Voted : Santa does exist and I have the presents to prove it
Oh, you sad, sad disbelievers. I'll be by to pick up the coal you'll be getting. A few minutes in the compressor, and I've got diamonds...
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Dec 22, 06 8:01am [+]

Voted : I believe in Father Christmas
and I like eggnog !

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by Black_Lava on Fri Dec 22, 06 8:31am [+]

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