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[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Fri Dec 22, 06

My wife was going through a box of old cassettes looking for some Christmas music for the kids and came across such endeared artists as Adam Ant, David Bowie, Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet.

I don't care. I think they rock and I slipped her the mighty pork sword after the kids went to sleep.

What other little nuances of mine may indicate that I'm a closet pickle-kisser?

Spandau Ballet? Seriously, dude?
Likes eating raw cucumbers
Sometimes wears a pink dress shirt & tie
Redecorated his bathroom in Sea Green and Almond motif (wallpaper too)
Loves Kathy Griffin
Uses jasmine-scented shampoo
Used the word "nuance" in the ballot description
Uses cucumber & melon soap from Bath & Body Works.
Can spell "hors d'oeuvres"
Shaves his chest
Prefers Hillary Duff over Lindsey Lohan
Goes "ooooh gross, icky" if he steps in mud
Likes men wearing tight yellow and black uniforms that accentuate their physique
Has the same middle name as Boy George
Has naked pictures of the famous Jon Stewart?
Uses "Nivea for Men" product range
Likes pickles


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COMMENTS:
You can call me "Al". wink
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Dec 22, 06 9:41am [+]

Voted : Uses jasmine-scented shampoo
I liked Bowie's older stuff, even though he wore a dress now and then. The jasmine scented shampoo makes you wonder, though.razz
by skylab on Fri Dec 22, 06 10:53am [+]

^^ I use whatever the "girls" leave for me in the shower. It could be pumice shop soap for all I care.
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Dec 22, 06 11:01am [+]

Voted : Prefers Hillary Duff over Lindsey Lohan
Now that I think about it...it's *obvious*!

BTB, can I borrow your Adam Ant long enough to burn a copy?
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Dec 22, 06 11:20am [+]

^^ You want. Friend or Foe, Strip or Vive le Rock? Those cassettes only have a shelf life of about 20 years. I don't know how Osama does it.
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Dec 22, 06 11:30am [+]

Voted : Goes "ooooh gross, icky" if he steps in mud
MAG_rofl
by RunsWithScissors on Fri Dec 22, 06 8:22pm [+]

^^^^ I'll take 'em all, if you don't mind.
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jun 20, 07 7:43am [+]

Voted : Uses cucumber & melon soap from Bath & Body Works.
Well, if it makes you feel any better...while my husband wouldn't listen to Duran Duran, he does like Depeche mode, shaves his chest and paints the house like a gay man...lol

Oh and that cucumber thing...what is it with men and cucumbers???
by socal_sweetie on Wed Jun 20, 07 3:13pm [+]

Voted : Has naked pictures of the famous Jon Stewart?
by socal_sweetie on Wed Jun 20, 07 3:17pm [+]

Voted : Uses jasmine-scented shampoo
It's called "Free-me Freesia", thank you very much.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Apr 29, 08 9:46am [+]

Voted : Sometimes wears a pink dress shirt & tie
It's MAUVE, dammit! redface
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Aug 22, 08 10:31am [+]






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