HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE VIAGRA IS WORKING?

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE VIAGRA IS WORKING?


[+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors
ACTIVE Wed Dec 27, 06 - Mon Sep 21, 09

Your family, friends, neighbors & co-workers will all be amazed at the change in your appearance when you take Viagra.
What are some of the signs that your Viagra is working?

At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats
Your face is very pale due to lack of blood
You begin to think your mother in law is pretty
Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial
Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar
Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc. lets you go to the front of the line
Every time you go outdorrs, the kids use you for ring toss practice
My natural state of arousal is noticably...well, less notable
uhmmmm well... I think you can kind of tell
At work, you accidentally impregnated the copier
The elevator doors cannot close while you're in it.
women constantly ask if you have a lantern in your pocket
when your family comes in they hang their coats on you


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I had a funny-as-hell picture to post with this ballot, but then decided not to, since it is a bit naughty. Here is the link for a cartoon called "Too much Viagra."
http://www.attract-women.co.uk/images/fun_images/Toomuchviagra_.jpg
by RunsWithScissors on Wed Dec 27, 06 5:08pm [+]

I tried to swallow a viagra, but it got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for hours.... biggrin
by Steelhamster on Wed Dec 27, 06 5:31pm [+]

Voted : Every time you go outdorrs, the kids use you for ring toss practice
LMAOwink
by skylab on Wed Dec 27, 06 5:34pm [+]

Oops... I made an error in the title line. It should be 'your' not 'you're.' Duh!
by RunsWithScissors on Wed Dec 27, 06 5:42pm [+]

^ lol at Steelhamster043
by RunsWithScissors on Wed Dec 27, 06 5:44pm [+]

Voted : My natural state of arousal is noticably...well, less notable
Don't want it. Don't need it. In fact, they extract from....Me! Haha109
by passiveson on Wed Dec 27, 06 6:37pm [+]

lol.. I just realized that I made a spelling in error in this ballot title. I need to slow down when making ballots and do a little proofreading first.
by RunsWithScissors on Wed Aug 15, 07 5:12pm [+]






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