OH MY GOD!! SANTA CLAUS FLEW OVER RESTRICTED AIR SPACE AND WAS SHOT DOWN!!!

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OH MY GOD!! SANTA CLAUS FLEW OVER RESTRICTED AIR SPACE AND WAS SHOT DOWN!!!


[+] joke ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Thu Dec 28, 06 - Tue Sep 22, 09

A major tragedy has occurred this holiday season. Santa Claus was flying across the border between Canada and the United States and was shot down by the US Air Force after failing to answer radio calls. Santa, two elves, and all the reindeer died in the crash.

The FAA has recovered the sleigh's black box and is investigating, preliminary results seem to point to a faulty communications pod on the sleigh that may not have allowed Santa to transmit over his radio.

This is a horrible tragedy, one that is sure to affect us for years to come!! I don't know about you all, but I'm going to be VERY f'ing naughty this year, because no one is going to find out who's naughty or nice, mwahahahahah!!! What are your plans?

I'm going to be naughty too!
I'm going to be naughty WITH jappy!
I'm still going to be very nice.
I'm going to have sex with a man on a submarine.


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COMMENTS:
He should have flown over New York City airspace. They never shoot anybody down.

By the way, that hole at the crash site is way too small for an eight-deer sleigh.
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Jan 05, 07 8:01am [+]

Voted : I'm still going to be very nice.
They've contacted me about taking over for him, so I've got to stay straight until the Congressional hearing.
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jan 05, 07 11:00am [+]

Oh, did I mention the generous benefits package?

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jan 05, 07 2:25pm [+]

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jan 05, 07 2:27pm [+]

by Psycho_Frighead on Wed Sep 26, 07 10:23pm [+]






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