advice : HOW TO WIN A COURT CASE: DO'S AND DON'TS... [+] joke ballot by thesoothsayer created Fri Jan 05, 07 ...have you ever been to court ? Defendant or plaintiff ? did you win ? Lose ? Are you imprisoned ? House arrest ? Probation ? Are you on the lam ? Is there a price on your head ? Can you share with the rest of us how you made out and any suggestions on how to get a favorable ruling ? Don't anger the Judge Kiss Judge's butt Bring witness with credibility to speak for you Bring witness with credibility to lie for you Bring documents to bolster your position Bring forged documents to bolster your position Beg for mercy Feign innocence Feign Remorse Bribery and Extortion Hire a really good lawyer My daddy was the president Hire the prosecutor Dig up some dirt on the Judge. Pretend you know the law better then they pretend to know the law. Ballot #110873 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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