WHICH OF THESE SIGNS SHOW YOU'RE A CREATIONIST?

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WHICH OF THESE SIGNS SHOW YOU'RE A CREATIONIST?


[+] joke ballot by Colin_B
ACTIVE Sat Jan 06, 07 - Sat Feb 21, 09

Which of these signs show you're a creationist?

You believe evolution breaks the 2nd law of thermodynamics but you aren't sure what that means.
You stress 'theory' when refering to evolution as though theories were drunken hallucinations.
You've often said 'If we evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?'
When debating with evolutionists, you attack the evolutionst personally rather than his arguements.
You dismiss all scienific data supporting evolution, in favor of a 2000 year old book's stories.
You strongly believe evolutionists are being controlled by Satan.
You think all science labs resemble Frankinstien's lab comleate with cackling, hunchbacks.
You make straw man arguments like 'Evolution is like expecting a rock to grow into eagle overnight.'
You believe the banana is proof of an intelligent designer.
Your knuckes are still dragging on the ground
You believe the creation science institute is reputable


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Signs which show you are an atheist/agnostic: You believe organisms (key word: organized) form and mutate to adapt to environments whose origins cannot be explained...
by thesoothsayer on Sat Jan 06, 07 11:48am [+]

I have faith in evolution.
by skylab on Sat Jan 06, 07 12:54pm [+]

if intelligent design were a fact - why are so many people so stupid???
by lightreaper on Sat Jan 06, 07 8:27pm [+]

Voted : You believe the creation science institute is reputable
thesoothsayer
Very few atheists claim to be the highest form of consciousness. And an omnipotent god requires only logic to disprove.
by thc2883 on Sun Jan 07, 07 4:52am [+]

Silly arguement. ______________

God does exist and he told me to tell you to shut up before he goes Super Nova on your silly mortal ass'





by passiveson on Sun Jan 07, 07 8:02am [+]

Voted : You've often said 'If we evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?'
The most ape-like men will use this as an argument.
The defense is only to fill the Need people have.. if they accept the power WE have it'd mean taking control of our own futures, it's comforting in every way to think another thinking man-like daddy figure is in control.. oh yeah but this saint is letting us rape his planet :p
Right.
All those choices rock.
by Jyl on Mon Jan 08, 07 10:18pm [+]






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