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QUESTIONS WE'LL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWERS TO


[+] joke ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Sat Jan 06, 07 - Thu Oct 01, 09

Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injections?
When we were kids, why did we need a ring to tell us what mood we were in?
Why park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why do men have nipples?
Why do all toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that nobody would eat?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
If there should be an exception to every rule, what's the exception to that rule?
Why did over 58 million people vote for Bush?
Why?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why are the sex organs so close to the butthole?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why are people from Poland called Poles, but people from Holland are not called Holes?
Why do people who are scared to death, live?
Why are we here?
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
What is baby oil made of?
Will your answer to this question be no?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
is there life after death?
How will I die?
Is there a God and what is the purpose of life
If God is so perfect, how come everything he makes dies?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do they add braille to the buttons of drive-up ATMs?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? The world may never know


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Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sat Jan 06, 07 2:13pm [+]

Voted : How will I die?
Even if you plan the means, once executed, you're unable to percieve the answer.
by passiveson on Sun Jan 07, 07 6:26am [+]

Ha ha - Classic

Why are people from Poland called Poles, but people from Holland are not called Holes?

Why are the sex organs so close to the butthole?

ha ha

I know one answer! MEn have nipples becasue our sex is not determined before they form on the featus.
by Mr_Susan on Sun Jan 07, 07 7:53am [+]

Grad, does the purpose of life have to be anything more than *to exist*?
by passiveson on Sun Jan 07, 07 8:17am [+]

passiveson - If that satisfies your mind... then no, to exist is fine

For a lot of people that does not satisfy the mind
by Mr_Susan on Sun Jan 07, 07 10:07pm [+]

I think of the purpose of life in the sense of Why the Artist creates a masterpiece, A craftsman chisles a fine Sculpture or the Bard composing Poetic Verse.

For the awe in the creation, the appreciation for the detail and the pleasure it provides when admiring it.
by passiveson on Mon Jan 08, 07 5:39am [+]

passiveson - I would agree - That is the way life should be appreciated, but I still wonder how it all came about and what the true nature of reality and time is, beyond my current comprehension
by Mr_Susan on Mon Jan 08, 07 7:48am [+]






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