COMMENTS:
Voted : Writing "thanks for the service, love" in lipstick
on your brother's bathroom mirror while his wife, (your sister-in-law) is away to one of those church women's retreats.
Voted : chicken fat on door knob (Spencer)
ckn fat on door knob
Voted : Post-its on the bottom of a computer mouse
Hee hee hee.
ira, I like the cut of your jib...
Put some clear tape around the kitchen sink spray handle to squeeze it shut. Aim the sink spray handle in the general direction of the face.
Then ask somebody to get you a glass of water.
They turn on the handle and CSHHHH! right in the face. It's not the best one but it's something.
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