best : STEREOTYPICAL MASCOTS FOR NATIONS AT THE U.N. [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba created Mon Jan 08, 07 Wouldn't it be amusing if all of these useless international diplomats were made to wear mascot uniforms that represent the general image of their nation's citizens? Which ones would you assign to each nation? United States - Fat Ronald McDonald Mexico - Undocumented Drug Mule Canada - Big-busomed blonde in a Mountie uniform, eh? United Kingdom - Prince Charles with his Swiss bank account card Israel - Shylock from Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice" Palestine - Ten-year-old boy with an explosive belt Saudi Arabia - The royal sheik outfit will do North Korea - Kim Jong-Il Bobblehead France - A Moroccan with a book of matches Russia - Computer Hacker Nerd Japan - An Asian girl in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform holding a lollipop China - Who cares? They all look the same. Iraq - Kevlar suit Iran - Radiation suit Spain - matador with a bull's horn up his arse The Netherlands - Goldmember, Autin Powers' nemesis Jamaica - Rasta man with a humongus ......... spliff Italy - Super Mario Australia - A hunter with a stingray barb... (Too soon?) Scotland - kilted man with a giant sporrin Indonesia - A Balinese dancer India - A guy with a computer screen and a wireless headset Germany - Shylock from Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice" Australia - deeply tanned muscleman with a big ............ barbecued shrimp France - topless woman with very long underarm hair Mexico - a person always running north Egypt - woman with the head of the Sphinx and pyramid shaped boobs Thailand- 10 yr old prostitute Brazil - a little naked native man with a spear and a soup bowl haircut Register to submit choices Ballot #110964 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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