best : CLASSES BEING TAUGHT AT THE 21ST CENTURY SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS... [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba created Thu Jan 11, 07 What are some classes that would be taught at a performing arts school to preserve the cultural stylings of the early 21st century? Singing - How to grab your crotch Singing - Lip-synching Dancing - How to turn your baseball cap to 180° and then back to 30° Cheerleading - Swinging your ass around in a circle while rubbing it on somebody Management - Learn about all the great things Lou Pearlman and Van Toffler have given us. (Oy vey.) Modeling - How to not smile when pointing at wheel rims Singing - How not to hit a second note Acting - How to wear rented jewelry for a red-carpet event Dancing - How to not "get served" when "it's on" Music - How not to hit more than three notes Modeling - How to display "tramp stamp" lower back tattoos without thong getting in the way Lyricist - How to mangle the English language French - perfect the phrase "voulez-vous couche avec moi, ce sios" Ballot #111056 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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