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CLASSES BEING TAUGHT AT THE 21ST CENTURY SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS...

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CLASSES BEING TAUGHT AT THE 21ST CENTURY SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS...


[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Thu Jan 11, 07

What are some classes that would be taught at a performing arts school to preserve the cultural stylings of the early 21st century?

Singing - How to grab your crotch
Singing - Lip-synching
Dancing - How to turn your baseball cap to 180° and then back to 30°
Cheerleading - Swinging your ass around in a circle while rubbing it on somebody
Management - Learn about all the great things Lou Pearlman and Van Toffler have given us. (Oy vey.)
Modeling - How to not smile when pointing at wheel rims
Singing - How not to hit a second note
Acting - How to wear rented jewelry for a red-carpet event
Dancing - How to not "get served" when "it's on"
Music - How not to hit more than three notes
Modeling - How to display "tramp stamp" lower back tattoos without thong getting in the way
Lyricist - How to mangle the English language
French - perfect the phrase "voulez-vous couche avec moi, ce sios"


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Singing - Lip-synching
With a different section fr each semester. "How To" and "How Not To". And I'm sending you the therapy bill for that pic.
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jan 11, 07 1:19pm [+]

That's one of her better pics compared to lately. I wonder if she'll be posing for the Easter Honeybaked Ham catalogue.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jan 11, 07 2:19pm [+]

French? That aint a performing art, i do apologise. Damn me for not reading the ballot properly!
by Kit_Kat on Fri Jan 12, 07 6:28am [+]






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