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GUIDE TO RELIGIONS. WHICH APPEALS MOST TO YOU?

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GUIDE TO RELIGIONS. WHICH APPEALS MOST TO YOU?


[+] joke ballot by winston
created Sat Jan 27, 07

Taoism - Shit Happens.
Buddism - If shit happens, its not real shit.
Islam - If shit happens, its the will of Allah
Protestantism - Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
Hinduism - This shit happened before.
Catholicism - Shit happens because youre bad.
Hare Krishna - Shit happens, rama rama.
TV Evangelism - Send more shit!
Atheism - No shit
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock, Knock. Shit happens.
Hedonism - There's nothing like good shit.
Christian Science - Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't?
Existentalism - What is shit anyway?
Stoicism - This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarian - Lets smoke this shit!
Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?

Which of these makes the most sense to you? Feel free to add your own shit.


Taoism
Buddhism
Islam
Protestantism
Judaism
Hinduism
Catholicism
Hare Krishna
TV Evangelism
Atheism
Jehovah' s Witness
Hedonism
Christian Science
Agnosticism
Existentialism
Stoicism
Rastafarian
Zen
Evolutionalist
Spirituality - Shit doesn't last forever
Unitarian Universalist
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COMMENTS:
Voted : Evolutionalist
The Big Shit043
by passiveson on Sat Jan 27, 07 8:44pm [+]

Voted : Agnosticism
Im not sure about the whole religion thing. I hope there is something waiting for me when i die, i'd be terribaly bored if there wasn't.
by winston on Sat Jan 27, 07 8:45pm [+]

Voted : Taoism
Bad things do happen. You have to take the good with the bad. If the bad didn't exist than we wouldn't be able to appreciate what is good. Indeed, I find Taoism to be the most compatible with myself. But I pretty much am a Taoist, with heavy Buddhist influences.
by Socrates on Sun Jan 28, 07 10:01am [+]

Some days I empathize with your description of Judaism.
by skylab on Sun Jan 28, 07 11:23am [+]

Voted : Unitarian Universalist
UU is far and away the most rational, the lightest, the brightest, the free-est religion around. I recommend it to people who are tired of all that Old 'traditional' stuff that is so stifling and outdated..
by OyVait on Sun Dec 16, 07 5:35am [+]





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