COMMENTS:
I'd go McGyver on those supplies.
I'd use the AOL diskettes to solar-charge the pineapple acid batteries I made out of those weight loss pill containers to power the lightbulbs. The hockey pucks soaked in oil would provide extra fuel.
The feather duster, cherry lip gloss and toilet plunger... Well, let's just say that's for "me".
If you want something truly useless...
Voted : Tubes of cherry sented lipgloss.
The Faom Hockey Pucks are useful floatation for a raft.
The Motor Oil A sealant for the wood used to build a raft.
AOL Diskettes (Have to be CD's these days, I haven't seen a diskette in a decade) various parts for reflectors, fasteners and fishing hooks.
Diet Pill Containers store samples of plant oils, sap and resins from the plastic in the AOL Diskettes, pills as an additive in protien meal.
Lightbulbs also float and crushed glass is an excellent reflectant.
Feather Dusters work well for tying flys onto the hooks made from the diskettes. Also, after dying the feathers bright red and yellow, they can assemble into a pattern for SOS rescue flags, stuff a pillow or mattress, and line and water proof a jacket for warmth.
Then the crate itself can be a tub, made into oars, needles (if nailed together), hinges for a mass and sails. Maybe deck planks on the yacht I'll build, furnishings for comfort, shelter, etc.
The rubber in the plunges make sealent, straps, waterproofing, sandels.
By the time I'm ready....
I'll be stylin'
Voted : AOL diskettes.
Doubly so for me, because I'd already be in Internet Withdrawal Shock. That would only push me into a fugue state.
Beelz, that's just useless *everywhere*...
Voted : AOL diskettes.
Always useless, even if you get off the island.
A few dozen shakers of salt.
Or salt water pills...
condoms would be sooooooooo useful
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