WHAT DO YOU MASTURBATE ONTO?

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WHAT DO YOU MASTURBATE ONTO?


[+] ballot by skippy_the_sane
created Fri Jan 02, 04

Of the following items, what do YOU normally masturbate onto?

a tissue
toilet paper
a Dukes of Hazzard blanket
an old sock
your empty hand
into the toilet
newly born infants
my girl's face
My hand, and then use my tongue to clean it up
myself
My sisters titties
Hillary Duff
A lit (running) chainsaw
Your lunch, I work at Burger King
Texas
My Keyboard
I cum in my own mouth
Lionpaw's Face, from tharsis
I don't masturbate
LIar!
Her Tits
the sink!
nachos
My mom's soiled dirty panties
over the NASDAQ index
my sisters shes and trainners
in my mixed drinks
an uncooked chicken
anywhere i seem fit
Myyyyy kkkkeyboaardddd
SOCK
i sit on ur momas face and let it drip in!
THE FLAG OF AFGHANISTAN
This Forum !
mother in law or sister in law used pad
apple pie


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COMMENTS:
Debating politics is a good form of mental masturbation.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jan 06, 04 2:57pm [+]

i shitted a bone reading that comment
by mr_baggles on Tue Jan 06, 04 2:59pm [+]

I find that in a situation where salt is a rare comodity, rubing one's self off onto their food is a nice addition to a well balenced meal.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Jan 06, 04 3:06pm [+]

my sisters shes and trainners
by cdt038greco on Wed Jan 28, 04 3:05pm [+]

how many entries are true....don' lie
by rhoby on Tue Feb 03, 04 2:24pm [+]

a trusty old sock works avery time
by swrich on Mon Mar 01, 04 11:25pm [+]

aaaaahhhhhh suck it hilary duff suck it more
by idobetter on Sun Mar 21, 04 3:36pm [+]






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