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YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER OR

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YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER OR


[+] joke ballot by FiddleFaddleOnLSD
created Fri Feb 02, 07

baby wipes anywhere in the world. You also have a date in 15 minutes. What will you use to clean yourself up so that you don't stink?

Corncobs
My hand
Your hands
Just leave it be - I don't care if I smell
A rock
A pile of leaves
I'll wipe myself on the grass
soap n water?
I'll rub my butt against a tree
A really quick shower...I could just go business casual.
A towel
Bible


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COMMENTS:
Voted : A pile of leaves
It totally depends on where I am. If I'm in a public loo without paper, I will use water from the basin and try to 'drip-dry' or, if I am carrying any paper products, use them to complete the task.

If I am in the wild, I will use plenty of leaves or grass.

If I have any perfume or cologne on my person (I usually carry a small vial), I will then sprinkle that liberally on the afflicted area.

Love the visual. I guess you are talking about Type 7 in this ballot.
by mojo on Fri Feb 02, 07 9:19am [+]

I would use the leaves if i had to, ugh that would be a horrying, it something that could happen since were always camping, if our black water backed up or something, lol
by socal_sweetie on Fri Feb 02, 07 9:24am [+]

Voted : I'll wipe myself on the grass
way the nature intended, drag my ass across the grass like any other animal!
by LCD on Fri Feb 02, 07 10:34am [+]

Voted : soap n water?
DUH!lol...gross.
by ladyshanalyn on Fri Feb 02, 07 10:48am [+]

This is when I would whip out my copy of the Project for a New American Century.
by cranky on Fri Feb 02, 07 12:06pm [+]

Voted : I'll rub my butt against a tree
by RunsWithScissors on Fri Feb 02, 07 4:14pm [+]

Voted : soap n water?
And if anyone walks in and gives me an odd look, I'd ask for help.
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Feb 02, 07 4:56pm [+]

Voted : A really quick shower...I could just go business casual.
Showers and/or bidets are always the best way to go...
by Guest User from [66.212.78.246] on Mon Feb 12, 07 1:55pm [+]






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