THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER...WHY...OR HOW...

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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER...WHY...OR HOW...


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created Mon Feb 05, 07

...What are some of the things that we stop to ponder that may seem odd but nontheless are facts of life...

Why does 7-11 have locks on the doors, they never close ?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings ?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ?
Why does the phone company give you an 800 number to call when your phone does not work ?
Why do they tell you to get on the plane, when every one goes in ?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream ?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn ?
How did the concept of applause originate
Which culture had the first god
Why do people eat at McDonalds when visiting another country
Why do we say "They could care less" when we mean "they couldn't care less?"
If it's needless to say, why say it?
Why is it necessary to swear to tell the truth
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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