adult : prediction : SIGNS YOU MAY NEED TO GO ON A DIET? [+] joke ballot by passiveson ACTIVE Sat Feb 10, 07 - Mon Feb 09, 09 Does this car make my ass look fat? ---> You launch into space and the earth starts orbiting you Walrus' mistake you for a desert island Your thighs greet each other when in passing; Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, par.. Falling off a cruise ship issues a tsunami warning You nod one chin and two others second the motion. People scream "FAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUCK!" when you come around the corner When people jog around you for exercise You cause an earthquake when you go jogging Your belly drags on the floor when you walk People yell "Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 can't get through the bathroom door" @ you You need a double (triple, quadruple) size toilet seat When you go swimming people mistake you for a whale A double wide mobil home is only big enough for your butt "All you can eat" restaurants close when they see you coming No one can find your genitals - not even you Your body is a Weapon of mASS Destruction They use your body as a floodwall during a hurricane You have your own zip code The An-225 Mriya (Antonov) plane is needed to fly you anywhere (below) You try to walk but end up rolling instead If people start calling you Hefty after the garage bags. You start asking: "Does this seal tarp make me look fat?" You use gardening tools to eat with You're fat Ballot #112171 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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