THINGS NOT TO BRING TO A FUNERAL

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THINGS NOT TO BRING TO A FUNERAL

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THINGS NOT TO BRING TO A FUNERAL

[+] joke ballot by Applerod
ACTIVE Sun Feb 11, 07 - Fri Nov 06, 09

Slide whistle
Cell phone
Panda suit
"Foam Dome" beer hat
Alvin and the Chipmunks' Greatest Hits CD
birthday cake
Electric razor
Ghetto blaster
Ouija board
A copy of Reign In Blood
Popcorn
Kazoo
a gun
a clown and lots of balloons
an accordion player playing "Highway to Hell"
a collection of dildos
yourself wearing a Satan costume complete with a pitchfork
a Fart Sound Maker
Dry Ice (to place around the coffin)
whoopee cushions for all the seats
lit road flares (to place around the coffin)
prostitutes
Boom box that only plays "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails over and over
Football
A Dead Chicken
A cheaper coffin, saying, "Is it too late to make an exchange?"
A German tuba player in emroidered leiderhosen
A date
Strobe lights
Party hats for everyone
a magnum of champagne
A Vegas fight-card carrying woman in bikini

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COMMENTS:
A cell phone? There were plenty of them at my grans funeral - to take snap-shots of the flowers mainly.

by SmoothDiamond on Sun Feb 11, 07 10:59am [+]

Voted : an accordion player playing "Highway to Hell"
This would be hell already.

by TinCan on Sun Feb 11, 07 11:01am [+]

Voted : Dry Ice (to place around the coffin)
I want dry ice around my coffin. Not to preserve my body or anything, but to give it that creepy haunted house effect.

Strobe lights would be nice too. And fake cobwebs everywhere.

And I want a motion detector rigged up so that when someone comes up to view my body, a pully raises up my hand using monofilament.

by Grumpy_Person on Sun Feb 11, 07 5:37pm [+]

Voted : A Vegas fight-card carrying woman in bikini
With her cards detailing what stage the funeral was at.

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Feb 12, 07 7:50am [+]

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