OJ MEETS DR. SEUSE, IS IT HUMOR? [+] joke ballot by passiveson ACTIVE Sat Feb 17, 07 - Mon Feb 16, 09 I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night I took a cab, then took a flight The bag I had was just for me My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be. When I came home I had a gash My hand was cut with broken glass I cut my hand, I broken a glass The broken glass caused the gash. I have nothing yet to hide My friend and I went for a ride. When the cops began to chase We drove home slow, we did not race. Did you take this person's life? Did you slash them with a knife? I did not do it with a knife I could not, would not kill my wife I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not anytime. Did you hit her from above? Did you drop this bloody glove? I did not hit her from above I can not even wear that glove. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not anytime. I did not do it with a knife I could not, would not kill my wife So now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn To the family whom I love Please return my bloody glove!! Did you laugh? Yes No it was funny, but not lol funny Ballot #112408 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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