YOU ARE CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR...

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adult : what if : YOU ARE CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR...

[+] joke ballot by winston
created Tue Feb 20, 07
You are caught having an affair with a women by her husband. He sneaks up on you and knocks you unconscious. When you awaken you are in a shed, naked and with your penis locked tightly in a vice, and the lever to undo it has been broken off. The angry husband pours petrol all over the shed and then hands you a hacksaw. He lights a match and throws it on the floor, saying “You choose.” What do you do?

Cut off your genitalia
Burn to death

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Cut off your genitalia
Mommy...

I'd live with the pain over dying in pain.

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Feb 20, 07 10:57am [+]

Voted : Burn to death
And know i know how Joan of arc felt
As the flames rose, to her Roman nose and her walkman started to melt…

by winston on Sat Feb 24, 07 10:22am [+]

Voted : Cut off your genitalia
MAG_rofl

omg, what a choice!!

by socal_sweetie on Sat Feb 24, 07 1:49pm [+]

Voted : Cut off your genitalia
What happened to my comments?

First I'd diassemble the hacksaw and use the frame to undo the vise.

In failing, I would remove the aforementioned parts. I'm sure I can receive a donor organ, or perhaps just follow through with a transgender procedure.

by passiveson on Mon Feb 26, 07 9:53am [+]

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