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TWISTED PLATITUDES: "MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE: BUT BY..."


[+] ballot by contragrain
created Sun Feb 25, 07

We've all no doubt heard numerous platitudes growing up. I just thought it might be fun, sometimes intellectually stimulating, sometimes silly to give a NEW twist to some old sayings, so I thought I'd start a strand.
Okay, According to one of those "gospels" He said "Man does not live by bread alone; but, by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God." Rewrite the second half of the sentence, if you please. I did a couple as examples only.

meat and potatoes too, buddy.
listening to his momma and eating his veggies so she doesn't wallop him good."
obedience to the dictates of common sense.
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Voted : obedience to the dictates of common sense.
Because, if you don't have that, you might as well make your funeral arrangements early on in life. Third-grade or so, for best effect...
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Feb 25, 07 12:09pm [+]

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