worst : SIGNS YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sun Feb 25, 07 - Fri Nov 20, 09 I have a fat cat that I call "Fatty fatty four by four, can't get through the kitchen door." What are some of the signs that your cat is overweight? No longer cleans himself unless coated in Cheese Whiz Has a smaller cat in orbit around it He needs a ramp to get into the litter box The Zoo calls to ask if Hippo is for sale Has a hoola-hoop for a collar Prefers his cat food fried Eats Bon-Bons and watches Oprah You rent a berth at the marina on bath night Richard Simmons gave up on him The last hairball he coughed up was actually your dog Waist circumference is larger than yours His ass hangs off the chair Has to have reverse-warning chime on collar Ballot #112526 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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