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HOW TO SPEAK AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT...


[+] joke ballot by winston
ACTIVE Mon Feb 26, 07 - Tue Feb 26, 08

It seems that political correctness has taken over our society. As this is the case I have decided to rethink my vocabulary and change my politically incorrect ways. Please help me by listing phrases that are not politically correct, and put the politically correct version beside it.

She is not a screamer or a moaner - she is vocally appreciative.
She is not an easy slut - she is horizontally accessible.
She has not been around - she is a previously enjoyed companion.
He is not a bad dancer - he is overly caucasian.
He is not a male chauvinist pig - he has swine empathy.
He does not act like an arse - he develops a case of rectal cranial inversion.
She is not horny - she is sexually focused.
She does not get you excited - she cause temporary blood displacement.
She does not nag you - she is verbally repetitive
Who wants to be PC???
He is not fat -- he is gravitationally challenged.
She is not retarded -- she is 'interestingly different to be around'.
She's not pregnant -- she's a beautiful example of fertility at work.
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