WOULD YOU DO MIDGET PORN!???

WOULD YOU DO MIDGET PORN!???

[+] joke ballot by socal_sweetie
created Wed Feb 28, 07
Ok you're walking through the mall and a midget comes running up to you with camera crew and all that. They offer you a $5000 bucks to cast you in a 30 minute flick with a midget!

Would you, could you???

OMG i don't know!
Ummmm, no.
Hell Yeah!!!
WTF i AM a midget!

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COMMENTS:
Voted : Ummmm, no.
I wouldn't, just so you know. I would not do wee man for any amount of money! 043

by socal_sweetie on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:02pm [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
Married, therefore I gave up those random trysts lol.

However, I *wonder* often if uh the guy midgets are secretly packing it, if ya know what I mean.

I am interested in what dudes have to say on here, come on guys... tell us if you would do a midget.

by ladyshanalyn on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:12pm [+]

I know, i wanna know what they think too, lol

Shana have you seen wee mans on jackass2? It's just average for his height, it fits his wittle bitty self 005

by socal_sweetie on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:14pm [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
Oh God, no.

by Gnomehunter1 on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:19pm [+]

lol gnome

by socal_sweetie on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:24pm [+]

Voted : OMG i don't know!
Are there any donkeys involved? _Beelzebubba_jackass

by _Beelzebubba on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:36pm [+]

I dont want to be pedantic, but the person in the picture kissing the booty appears to be a dwarf rather than a midget.

They all look the same to you dont they social-sweetie, you bigot!

by Doctordraw on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:38pm [+]

Voted : Hell Yeah!!!
The turn off for me would be the money offer not a midget woman.

by seamus on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:39pm [+]

It looks like a midget to me!

Or an elf

005

by socal_sweetie on Wed Feb 28, 07 12:45pm [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
I'd be too tempted to "whistle while I work". And midgets do bite...

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Feb 28, 07 3:23pm [+]

If I wasn't married I might. $5000 is a lot of money.

by skylab on Wed Feb 28, 07 4:56pm [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
"Oh God, no."

Not living up to your name very well, are you Gnomehunter? :P

by himself809 on Wed Feb 28, 07 8:30pm [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
I'm above that sort of thing...and I don't believe in looking down on other people 009

by thesoothsayer on Wed Feb 28, 07 11:01pm [+]

Sooth

by socal_sweetie on Thu Mar 01, 07 7:27am [+]

Voted : Ummmm, no.
Dunno, they look too much like children, I wonder why Michael Jackson doesn't just go after midgets himself. $5ooo ain't enough for me though. 9 figures though...

by WinniethePooh on Mon Mar 05, 07 4:15am [+]

Good question winnie, i think it's because midgets are stoo smart to fall for his dance moves and his little play land rolleyes

by socal_sweetie on Thu Mar 08, 07 9:47am [+]

Voted : Hell Yeah!!!
where do i sign up

by Guest User from [211.31.118.38] on Wed Jun 13, 07 6:32pm [+]

Voted : Hell Yeah!!!
hell yea.
i would do it with a midget.

by Guest User from [85.167.101.80] on Sun Dec 30, 07 12:09pm [+]