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I'm not saying Michael Jackson is guilty.
But if I was a billionaire paedophile, I’d buy a funfair for my back garden.
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man.
But apparently they're not a "proper" present.
I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It's the two from my mum that really hurt.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.
When I was in Mexico last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her.
So I said, "All right, fatty."
One day a grasshopper walked into a pub and the bartender said, "Hey, there's a drink named after you!"
And the grasshopper replied, "what, Dave?"
Voted : Funny joke
Two Rope go into a club and order a beer. The bartenter says "Hey, we don't serve ropes here, I'm sorry but you'll have to leave".
The two Ropes get up and as they're walking out the door, one of the Ropes says "Wait, I have and idea", and begins to unravel himself.
So, he goes back into the club and sits down, ordering a berr. The same bartender comes over and asks "Say, aren't you one of them two Ropes I just threw out of here"?
The Rope flops his long strands back and replies "No. No sir, I'm afraid not". (Get it?) A frayed knot. lol 
Q: How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hey, ya wanna go for a bike ride? 
Voted : Funny joke
nice one
by mojo on Sat Mar 03, 07 7:05am
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one day i was standing in the park wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"
and then it hit me.
i don't know what went wrong with my last girlfriend, or tubby, as i called her.
stewartfrancis.com/
Didn't like thos Huh?
Here try this one :
A seal walks into a club....
I'm all for jokes, but that's not funny, girls get acid thrown in their faces if they go around uncovered in some parts of teh world.
by aya on Sat Mar 03, 07 12:53pm
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Someones been watching Jimmy Carr methinks?
Sorry, I must of got caught up in the moment.
Try this one :
Q: Do you know what type of car God drives?
A: The Bible said he drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden in a Fury. Ba Duh bump.
Yep - think he is brilliant
Voted : Silly joke
A mushroom applies to a dating service. The manager says, "I am sorry but our ladies do not date mushrooms. You will have to leave." The mushroom says, "Aw, come on, I'm a FUNGI!"
fungi is plural.
Voted : Silly joke
This is thew way I heard it from a comedian. Few jokes are scietifically accurate. I classified it as silly. It's still funny. But I guess I deserved this in a way.
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