FUNNIEST SH*T YOU'VE HEARD ON THIS SITE?

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FUNNIEST SH*T YOU'VE HEARD ON THIS SITE?


[+] ballot by aya
created Sat Mar 03, 07

Some of the funniest stuff I've heard on this site occurred when the Brits and the Americans were fighting over which nation has fatter people. The American who started the ballot threw out a bunch of stats conveying that the Brits were getting as fat as Americans, a brit responded with "You want to know why we call you fat? It's 'cause you're all fat! So deal with it!" Then the Americans started making fun of British teeth. One of the funniest comments I heard on that ballot was an 'American' who said, "If I could get my big fat arse out of this chair and beat you up, I would. Provided the country you live in has oil, and no way to fight back."

What's some other funny shit you've heard on this site?

Are Jewish people white? No, they are wrong!
"I don't know what went wrong with my last girlfriend, or tubby, as i called her."
One dumb irishman with 9/11 up his butt
Gravity hates freedom.
ballot 75310


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And dingleberry said the funniest thing to me to cheer me up: "last Febuarry I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a dildo, so if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
by aya on Sat Mar 03, 07 11:01am [+]

Two people all getting naughty in squawk box... *names withheld* I was watching silently in the backroud, spanky came in and said something like "that sounds good, can I have sum too" great stuff.

Many other things. By the way Brits are fat too.
by ladyshanalyn on Sat Mar 03, 07 3:10pm [+]

ballot #17064 how do you say son of a bitch in your language?

The comment which I had the please of approving " hi little sister"
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sat Mar 03, 07 4:05pm [+]

Damn where was i when things were steamy in the squawk box damnitall089
by socal_sweetie on Wed Mar 07, 07 12:12pm [+]

Voted : Gravity hates freedom.

By Cathexis, commenting on why Bush fell off his bicycle. I still get a smile out of that one, it's an all-time classic.
by mojo on Thu Mar 08, 07 5:58am [+]

Voted : ballot 75310
almost any choice in ballot #75310.
by mojo on Thu Mar 08, 07 6:00am [+]






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