IF BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THREE'S, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO DICK CHENEY NEXT?

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IF BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THREE'S, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO DICK CHENEY NEXT?


[+] joke ballot by cranky
ACTIVE Tue Mar 06, 07 - Sun Nov 29, 09

On his recent trip to Afghanistan, a local suicide bomber gave Dickie a reminder of why he got five draft deferments during Vietnam. Then Dick came down with a potentially fatal blood clot.

If bad things come in threes, what will happen to President Dick Cheney next?

A subpoena
His lesbian daughter will give birth to a black baby
Iraq will nationalize it's oil fields
His love child LEROY will pay a visit to daddy Cheney and family...
A scar faced Harry Whittington takes revenge Rambo style.
A diplomatic trip to thailand turns nasty, and he discovers the meaning of 'ladyboy'
President Bush will resign.
Halliburton stock dips to 1¢, Psycho_Frighead buys it all.


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I thought shooting his buddy in the face with a shotgun was strike 1.
by ThisIsNate on Tue Mar 06, 07 7:12pm [+]

Voted : A subpoena
just look at that face005 child molestor glasses are already there, draw a little chaplin moustache and an armband, and it's a striking resemblence005
by LCD on Tue Mar 06, 07 7:29pm [+]

Voted : His love child LEROY will pay a visit to daddy Cheney and family...
...and the old ticker will tick for the very last time at that very moment 025
by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Tue Mar 06, 07 8:00pm [+]

Voted : A subpoena
Or is this wishful thinking?
by skylab on Tue Mar 06, 07 9:23pm [+]

He'll accidentally run over a pregnant woman... and get blood all over his Mercedes after it's just been washed.
by Applerod on Wed Mar 07, 07 12:12am [+]

Voted : A diplomatic trip to thailand turns nasty, and he discovers the meaning of 'ladyboy'
lol!
by mojo on Wed Mar 07, 07 5:58am [+]

How could you? This is an elected official you're talking about here. 005
by _Beelzebubba on Wed Mar 07, 07 9:44am [+]

Voted : President Bush will resign.
Imagine having to clean up what's in the White House "Bushes".
by passiveson on Wed Mar 07, 07 4:12pm [+]

Voted : Halliburton stock dips to 1¢, Psycho_Frighead buys it all.
...and the next day, it is worth $1,000,000 per share...
by Psycho_Frighead on Tue Jan 01, 08 11:49pm [+]






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