HOW DID NOAH GET ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ARK?

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HOW DID NOAH GET ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ARK?

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HOW DID NOAH GET ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE ARK?

[+] joke ballot by socal_sweetie
created Mon Mar 12, 07
Think of ways Noah could have gotten the animals into that ark, just for fun!

He lured them with with scooby snacks
He had to wrestle them all and cage them, like Steve Irwin did
He poked them in the butt with cacti so they'd move their asses
He listened when God said, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
The Holy Land Fish and Game Dept. helped round them up

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COMMENTS:
I got a better question, How did Noah get two of animals not indigenous to mesopotamia? That is :

Orangetangs
Baboons
Koalas and Pandas
Moose and Elk
Penguins, Seals and Walrus'

Answer my question, then I'll answer your's

by passiveson on Mon Mar 12, 07 1:27pm [+]

noah didnt exist dearie. and nor does god. simple really

by quirk99 on Mon Mar 12, 07 5:58pm [+]

Voted : The Holy Land Fish and Game Dept. helped round them up
Run everyone! It's a hypothetical joke ballot! RUN!!!

*screams in terror...

by Grumpy_Person on Mon Mar 12, 07 7:08pm [+]

Well quirk for your sake i hope you're right, and dont call me deary. Simple really. 077

It's joke ballot people, lighten up. If you don't want to read a JOKE ballot that is posted under "relgion" than don't read it MAG_cherri

by socal_sweetie on Tue Mar 13, 07 11:05am [+]

^ Sorry coochie face

by quirk99 on Mon Mar 26, 07 10:15am [+]

Coochie face? Ballsy people behind computers on here.

Where is your picture at? Stank Bitch.

by socal_sweetie on Mon Mar 26, 07 1:10pm [+]

it's a joke you moron. Shite music on your page btw

by quirk99 on Mon Mar 26, 07 4:27pm [+]

Shite? Do you mean Shiite?
Someone who practices Islam?
Are you assuming my music is Islamic?

Someday you'll learn to put music on your page.
077

by socal_sweetie on Tue Mar 27, 07 2:00pm [+]

Could a god have done this without the help of a human? And why did it need 40 days? What a lazy god.

by ClosetIguana on Mon Feb 04, 08 12:34pm [+]

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