best : FAVOURITE ALAN PARTRIDGE QUOTES [+] joke ballot by Kit_Kat I understand quite a few of you have probably never heard of him, but those who have tell me your fave one liners!! Butter my arse Back of the net Smell my cheese Ladyboys!! Oooh mince! Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!' Tell you what. Tell you what. It's nine and a half thousand pounds. Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video That was classic intercourse! Its hotter than the sun! Stop getting Bond wrong! DAN, DAN!! (times 13) Cashback! AHAA! Boob Olympics, The Eurovision Thong Contest, and Wet Christmas! "are you a raver?" "No im straight" You threw a monkey in the sea? Oooooooooo its a good paper Lynn, you couldn't present a......cat Smell my cheese, you MOTHER!! Yes! Its an extender Jurrasic Park! Oh, Cook a Cat Lynn, I've put my foot on a spiiiiiiiiiike !Well i don't, cause i use Lynx Africa!" quick, lynn, run, they're sex people the boys are back in the barracks Twat! That was liquid football! Monkey Tennis don't rub your fanny on me Register to submit choices Ballot #113025 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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