WHAT ELSE WILL KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED ADMIT TO? [+] ballot by _Beelzebubba ACTIVE Mon Mar 19, 07 - Tue Mar 18, 08 If you haven't heard, this guy is singing like bird. In custody at Guantanamo Bay, he recently confessed to being the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks as well as more than 30 other terror plots or attacks including that shoe bomber fiasco. We now have our fall guy. Mission accomplished! Killed Jesus Faked the moon landing Was the shooter on the grassy knoll NBC's "Joey" Was Tara Reid's plastic surgeon Let the dogs out Put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp Ron Jeremy's stunt double FEMA debacle after hurricane Katrina Trying to grab a flyball at Wrigley Field Killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman Did those crop circles a few years back Was the Zodiac killer Is singlehandedly responsible for global warming DID 'have sex with that woman' Is the true father of Anna Nicole's baby Molested those little boys at Neverland Was the subject of Carly Simon's song "You're So Vain" He was the one who ratted out valerie plume Was responsible for the Holocaust Had a freak reaction to Rogaine Admires Bush as the greatest leader in history Enjoys eating dog shit off of a concrete prison floor while naked Uncontrollable flatulence Likes Hilary better than Lindsay Was the one who got Rush hooked on Oxy Contin That Osama is working a craps table in Las Vegas The thing he fears most is a full body wax Yodeling He shot JR on Dallas Lowered the gas prices before election day Introduced Yoko Ono to John Lennon His cell phone number is on Paris Hilton's Blackberry Ballot #113183 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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