advice : ALTERNATE AGENCY TITLE FOR THE CIA? [+] joke ballot by passiveson ACTIVE Tue Mar 20, 07 - Thu Mar 19, 09 The CIA is no longer known as the "Central Intellengence Agency". The Intelligence Authorization Act was signed into law by the President on October 20, 1998, and among its provisions, the Act directed that the Headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency located in Langley, Virginia, shall be designated The "George Bush Center for Intelligence." Well that sure as hell explains the 9/11 incompetence, the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, The patriot Acts, FBI Illegal Wiretapping, the innumerable freudian slips from White House Staffers, etc, etc, etc... Ever notice how the titles of these "Acts" describe the exact opposite of what the Act intends? The Intelligence Authorization Act, De-di-dee. The Patriot Act, De-di-dee. Yuk, Yuk. The Country is being run by this Romper Room mentality, and some Harvard Egghead decides the most vitally relied upon National Security asset should be designated "The Lying Retard"? Well why the hell shouldn't they? They are the most powerful institution on the planet, so there's no reason to lie or even try to hide their incompetence. You don't like it? Poof, you disappear. Then you wake up on the moon or some remote asteroid. Maybe they'll just send you to Uzbekistan, or worse yet, dress you in peasant clothes and shoot..., I mean ship you to Iraq. Perhaps there's an even more accurate title For the Agency, The Association of Retarded Conspirators (ARC). No, that acronym is taken. Maybe the National Center for Missing & Exploited Citizens (NCMEC). Hmmm, the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) has that one. I know, it's perfect, the "Shut The Fuck Up or We'll Blow Up New Orleans and Blame It On You Because We Don't Give A Shit What You Think Place" (STFUWBUNOBIOUBWDGASWYTP). Yeah that's a good one but it's probably to long' Well, There's the Complete Idiots Administration, the Consider It Abated, the Careless Indiscriminate Assholes, and of course there's Crime Indecency and Abuse. What other alternative title do you consider is best suited for the CIA acronym? Complete Idiots Administration Consider It Abated Careless Indiscriminate Assholes Crime Indecency and Abuse Creeps In Armani Covering up Israel's Actions Cerulean Iguana Agency Covert Independant Assassins Ballot #113216 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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