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IT'S 2:09AM. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP AT THIS HOUR

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IT'S 2:09AM. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP AT THIS HOUR


[+] ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Wed Mar 21, 07 - Mon Dec 14, 09

ignore my knocking, roll over, and go back to sleep.
Get my gun
Sick my dogs on you
Wonder how the hell I found out where you lived
hand you a beer, it's 11:00 in Cali!
invite you in for beer, sex, and a LOT of cussing
Go out my back door, sneak around front and scare the crap out of you
Give you a hug, invite you in, and probably feed you
Knock you out,strip you naked, shave you completely bald, paint you orange and call the Cops
invite you in, get you drunk, take photos of you all bound up and sell them on the net
Ask you why Michigan is so goofed up
Kick your ass for waking me up
Introduce you to Vera (Watch Firefly, you'll get it)


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Voted : hand you a beer, it's 11:00 in Cali!
It's only 11:00 here, invite you in, drink a beer and then you'd have to go so i could get some sleep005
by socal_sweetie on Wed Mar 21, 07 10:25pm [+]

I might have dreamt this, but I think I heard someone knocking on my door at 1 in the morning. I was half-asleep and figured it couldn't have been anyone I know, so I ignored it.
by nuckinfutz on Wed Mar 21, 07 10:37pm [+]

Don't ever ignore it nuck. Gosh don't even tell me that, i read about serial killers. Do you live on a corner lot? Are your bushes trimmed? do you have a gun or at least a sharp pencil nearby to poke their eye out?

When i hear a noise at night i will prowl around my own house like a swat team, crawling in the dark along the walls...until i realize it's nothing but wind blowing over a trashcan, then it's like *whewwwww*

Then again i live in California.

Someone even stole my door mat, swear to god
by socal_sweetie on Wed Mar 21, 07 10:43pm [+]

Voted : Get my gun
The last time someone knocked at my door at 2:00 in the morning, they got the door answered by someone holding a shotgun. Turns out it was my creepy stalker of an ex-boyfriend. And he never came around again.

In a farming area where people are in bed by 8 PM, we don't put up with that crap here. If it's someone who's in need of help, they get appologized to, invited in, and tended to. Anyone else are run off and their license plate number written down.

Luckily it doesnt happen often at all. We take care of and watch out for each other here, as we've got alot of elderly community members who deserve all the help and care that they can get.
by Grumpy_Person on Thu Mar 22, 07 12:00am [+]

Voted : Give you a hug, invite you in, and probably feed you
If I knew it was you, I would open the door and invite you in because I would like to know you better.
by audreyanne on Thu Mar 22, 07 7:33am [+]

Voted : invite you in, get you drunk, take photos of you all bound up and sell them on the net
what any decent American would do to another really!!!
by ladyshanalyn on Thu Mar 22, 07 9:23am [+]

^^^ 005005005
by socal_sweetie on Thu Mar 22, 07 9:50am [+]

Voted : Wonder how the hell I found out where you lived
But I'm awake then. Although if you co,e up at that time I may be walking my dogs so you might get jumped lol :P
by fivenotes on Thu Mar 22, 07 10:54am [+]

^COME
by fivenotes on Thu Mar 22, 07 10:54am [+]

^ WHERE???? I need a direction!? My aim is so limited thesedays :(
by ladyshanalyn on Thu Mar 22, 07 11:42am [+]

Voted : Kick your ass for waking me up
Then when I found out it was you, Call the cops and claim you tried to rape me. lol
by passiveson on Thu Mar 22, 07 1:03pm [+]

Voted : ignore my knocking, roll over, and go back to sleep.
I wouldn't hear it.
by skylab on Thu Mar 22, 07 3:00pm [+]

Voted : invite you in for beer, sex, and a LOT of cussing
Minus the sex, of course. I like you...just *not that much*.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Apr 02, 07 4:37pm [+]

I'm still up at that hour anyway...so come on in, have a beer, and we'll play some Xbox 360...
by Psycho_Frighead on Sun Dec 30, 07 3:57pm [+]

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