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WAYS TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET

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WAYS TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET


[+] joke ballot by Applerod
ACTIVE Fri Mar 23, 07 - Wed Dec 16, 09

Say you were too drunk to notice
Claim you were going much slower before, so y'know things even out
Always keep an "attack koala" in the glove compartment
Cleavage and a bright pretty smile...and some batting of the eyes ;)
'Puppy dog eyes'
Five-point palm exploding heart technique
Fondle his balls?
Squeeze his balls?
Kick his balls?
Balls?
Must be the over size tires.
Late for Court lol
Thought it was in kph
Trying to get away from the voices
Fake a heart attack
Explain "I'm going to a fire"! lol
show em my man cleavage
I gotta Pee really really bad.
Tell him there's a crime behind him, then tear ass
Be an elected official
Say you have massive bowel problems
Be another fellow police officer


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COMMENTS:
But in your case, you might have to show some "leg"
MAG_rofl
by socal_sweetie on Fri Mar 23, 07 8:00am [+]

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
by Kit_Kat on Fri Mar 23, 07 8:44am [+]

Voted : show em my man cleavage
I just got one for $120 yesterday
by ABC on Fri Mar 23, 07 9:58am [+]

I was pulled for speeding on the motorway when I was pregnant, I told him the baby was sitting on my bladder and unless he wanted a puddle on the floor I had to go NOW!!! He let me go without a ticket *grinz*
by minni_the_minx on Fri Mar 23, 07 10:00am [+]

^ ABC, lol
by socal_sweetie on Fri Mar 23, 07 10:23am [+]

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