SO YOU'VE BEEN HIRED AS A BABY SITTER FOR A PAIR OF CHRISTIAN BOYS...

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SO YOU'VE BEEN HIRED AS A BABY SITTER FOR A PAIR OF CHRISTIAN BOYS...


[+] joke ballot by Colin_B
ACTIVE Thu Apr 05, 07 - Mon Jun 08, 09

So you've been hired as a baby sitter for a pair of Christian boys. The parents suggest that after they leave, you read them stories from their bible, watch TV or play board games with them. An hour later the parents leave and you decide to make your own type of fun with the kiddies. Which of the following would be the worst thing to do?

Give both kids a can of red spray paint and encourage both to paint pentagrams all over the house.
Have the kids play your own homemade board game: "Selling your soul to Satan!"
Read everything from your Satanic bible to the kids.
Do as the mother suggested, read stories from the bible. But read the all ones about infintacide.
Log on to "ChurchofSatan.com" and guide the kids through the website.
Show the kids how to tear out pages from their bible and make little paper airplanes out of them.
Encourage the kids to make blasphemous prank calls to their church's pastor and his wife.
Tell the kids really sick jokes about god, the bible, churches and their religion.
Put some sheets over their heads, grab a pair of gas canisters and burn some crosses
Break out your autographed Harry Potter books...


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Voted : Break out your autographed Harry Potter books...
and start having fun teaching them all about the joys of sorcery! (Well, this would work here in Jawja...)
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Apr 05, 07 2:02pm [+]

Explain that the great flood was Gods way of killing baby dinosaurs.
by Robo_Christ on Thu Apr 05, 07 5:14pm [+]






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