FUNNY T-SHIRT SLOGANS [+] ballot by nuckinfutz ACTIVE Thu Apr 05, 07 - Tue Dec 29, 09 Make up your own or include actual T-shirts you've seen. The weather's here. Wish you were beautiful. "Have another beer" in fuzzy letters Save the trees. Eat a beaver. Sucking sucks. Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill. It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore. I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there Life's a bitch, then you marry one What Part of Eelymosynary Ratiocination Do You Not Understand? (around a picture of dandelions): I fought the lawn and the lawn won If it's tourist season, why can't we hunt them? (on the back of a motorcyclist): If you can read this, my wife fell off. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear. Your village called, they want their idiot back. I saw that - God (on a swimmer's T-shirt): Chlorine - the breakfast of champions He who laughs last thinks slowest If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten He who dies with the most toys wins - but he still dies. (on a fat person): I'm in shape - round is a shape. Rehab is for quitters. To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else D.A.M. ~ Mothers against Dyslexia I hear voices and they hate you If I throw a stick, will you leave? Is that your face or did your pants fall down? Do I look like a freakin' "people person?" My idea of a high-stress job is one where you have to work with other people The more people I meet, the more I like my dog My Indian name is RunsWithBeer Beer contains vitamin Pee I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..." I'm With Stupid On a FAT guy - 'I beat Anorexia' "Did you walk out the door this morning *intending* to look like that?" Beer-Helping Ugly People Have Sex why do I look like the Milkman? Register to submit choices Ballot #113735 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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