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getting a tube of paste (sports creme) while trying to be thoughtful by not waking people up with the lights; and, then brushing your TEETH! Dang. Come to think of it, I've done a LOT of really DUMB things in my 43 and 1/2 years of existence.
Voted : Does starting the coffee maker and forgetting to put the carafe down count?
This makes a mess, but when you're tired enough to need coffee ...
Voted : checking generator gas with lighter
My cousin was at the cabin with some friends... drinking *SHOCKER* and the generator started to die. She didn't have a flashlight so she checked the gas with a lighter. Cabin still stands, but she lost her eyebrows and burned down the generator house. Another cabin mishap... during deer season 2k2 we were having a bonfire before opening night. An uncle put some gas on to get it started, but he left a trail of gas leading right back to the can. First started, then trained up towards the can. So the can was spitting a stream of flames and he hurled it into the drainage ditch and set the creek on fire. Well, naturally with flowing water the fire started to spread further downstream with the gas that was on top of it. This was the only time I ever heard my grandpa curse; he stuck his head out the sliding door and goes "What the f*ck are you idiots doing out there?" That was the last season he came to the cabin with us lol. The fire, by the way, was eventually extinguished with a lot of splashing and beating at it with the porch mats. At one point the metal culvert started to melt and drip into the water, which naturally made the water boil. Had this happened in the summer we probably would have cooked the fish in the creek. Anywho, sorry that was so long. Good times at the cabin!
Voted : Grabbed an plugged in electric razor that had fallen into the sink, when it was filled with water.
It stuck to me like a magnet and made my whole body feel the way your funny bone feels when you hit it. I used my body weight to pull the plug out.
Voted : Sat up while enmeshed in the guts of a tow-tractor
Not a smart thing to do at *any* height, but when you''re as tall as *I* am...
Voted : Stuck a sticker on Willie, and then cudn't get it OFF!
My step-daus. still laugh at me, to this day!
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