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WHAT PARIS HILTON WILL ENCOUNTER IN PRISON IF GUILTY OF VIOLATING PAROLE.

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WHAT PARIS HILTON WILL ENCOUNTER IN PRISON IF GUILTY OF VIOLATING PAROLE.


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Wed Apr 18, 07 - Thu Apr 17, 08

Celebrity Socialite Paris Hilton was ordered to appear in court next month for a parole violation that could land her in Prison for up to 90 days.
She was cited for driving on a suspended license stemming from a previous conviction.
What will Paris encounter in Prison?

The thought of becoming someones bitch poses no threat, as she's always been somebody's bitch.
The Cell's no problem, as she's used to sleeping on old stained mattresses.
Gang rape won't be necessary as she'll engage in group sex voluntarily.
She'll be a popular mule, as her orifices can accomodate more contraband than most people.
She'll have to get used to waking up in the same place every morning.
Other Inmates will put extra paper on the seat after she uses it.
She'll have someone new to fight with besides Lindsey Lohan.
In the Womens jail she won't be able to meet multiple large black male inmates as she'd hoped.
Prison Issue clothes will be a step up for the knockoff wearing bitch.
She'll have Carl's Jr. in a different orifice this time
Yer dreamin', she wont see one minute- she's Perez Hilton and she's for SALE!


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COMMENTS:
Voted : The Cell's no problem, as she's used to sleeping on old stained mattresses.
At first she will freak screaming she's suicidal, she'll be put in the tank, then cry her way out to docs be put on medication, when finally going into the cells she will get her ass kicked hard at lunch or out in the yard just because she's "famous and stupid and someone is pissed off" but it won't be until someone is in a bad mood, her stupidity is a bad combination to be famous AND stupid so she'll get her teeth kicked in and end up in PC (protective custody) where she will lye amongst the child molesters and other women that are not wanted in the general public (like alot of movie stars etc.) and do out her time in there...
by socal_sweetie on Wed Apr 18, 07 1:12pm [+]






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