best : REASONS WHY ZOMBIES MAKE THE BEST ROOMMATES? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sun Apr 22, 07 - Fri Jan 15, 10 What are some of the reasons why Zombies make the best roommates? They don't nag about the horrible stench Useful and effective Jehovah's Witness repellent Other than your brain, they leave your food alone Keeps your house vermin free Kids no longer jump fence to collect stray tennis balls Less irritating than other deadbeats you've lived with You have the place to yourself at night They sleep in the basement They don't ask what you're thinking (brains are only for eating) landlord never came around again... They don't keep you up all night from the noise of their making love to their boyfriend/girlfriend Very effective burglar deterrent, particularly when they ate the last one's brains Only their mummies come to visit You won't need to worry about the neighbor from hell They never swipe your best outfits better than blow up dolls Ballot #114203 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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