worst : SIGNS YOU'RE BURNED OUT? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Fri Apr 27, 07 - Wed Jan 20, 10 What are some of the signs that you're burned out? You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell" Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!" Your garbage can IS your "in" box Your Day Timer exploded a week ago You sleep more at work than at home You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now You look forward to salespeople calling on you You create so many alias' you forget who you log in as You go to sleep hoping you won't wake up any more someone breaks into your home, you hand them the gun and say "get it over with already" You listen to Metallica to mellow out You practice jumping off your couch because there's no bridge available When management threatens to downsize you, you thank them You find yourself on some website making ballots. You say the same sentence over and over again Your name is David Koresh from WACO TX You buy Prozac in bulk at Sam's Club YOU GLUE DOWN YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY Ballot #114378 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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