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this is a typical ballot.....
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys.
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8 th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
A gambler asked a change attendant if the quarters he bought would work in any casino.
^You made me laugh.
Recently seen on CNN.com: “Leahy Wants FBI to Help Corrupt Iraqi Police Force.”
And here'e one from Decalb County, GA - “Performance standards” is just police chief/CEO speak for quotas. I know; I am a DeKalb County police sergeant.
And here's another - "Who says that exercise does not pay? Thank you to the person who threw away the $500 winning lottery ticket I found mixed in with losers, while running in Winder."
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