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WERE YOU AWARE THAT GOD HAS RETURNED TO EARTH?

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WERE YOU AWARE THAT GOD HAS RETURNED TO EARTH?


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ACTIVE Mon May 07, 07 - Sat Jan 30, 10

Crowd Packs Amphitheater For Man Claiming He's Jesus Christ Reincarnated

Christians Protest Event In Orlando

May 6, 2007

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A controversial religious figure who claims he is Jesus Christ incarnate with a following of millions with "666" tattoos on their bodies, filled an amphitheater in Orlando this weekend, and promised joy, peace and prosperity.

Orlando police officers stood guard around the Lake Eola amphitheater as Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, 61, arrived in the city Saturday.

Miranda, who has been banned from three countries, told Local 6 News cameras and a cheering crowd that he was Jesus Christ reincarnated.

His followers believe that Miranda's life and his teachings replace those of Jesus of Nazareth, Local 6's Jamie Guirola said.

"They believe that Jesus is going to come from the sky," Juan Sanchez said. "But, that is not the way he is going to come."

"He is here?" Guirola said.

"He is here." Sanchez said.

Miranda said millions of people worldwide have tattooed their bodies with "666" in recognition that the second-coming of Christ has taken place, according to the report.

"I have it proudly on my hand," a believer told Local 6's Jamie Guirola. "It is easier when they shake my hand. It is easier for them to ask. I am very proud to show it is a sign of love."

A group of Christians protested the event, calling the following a cult. Police also removed two people from the amphitheater.

"We are just questioning their faith and their '666' tattoos," a protestor told Local 6. "We just want to learn more so we can relate more between being a Christian and believing in this and who the true Jesus is."

Miranda said he is known as God in at least 30 countries.

Local 6 reported that he was born in Puerto Rico and admits to being a recovering heroin addict. He also spent times in prison on drug and petty theft charges.

Miranda is the founder of the Miami-based Growing in Grace Ministry. (Local6)

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Were you aware that God has returned to earth in the guise of Puerto Rican heroin addict, who's done time in prison?

Yes, hallelujah!!!!
Huh?
He can't be God, I'M God!
But someone told me that he came back in 70AD and went back to heaven...Seriously.
666 - the mark of the beast. Well done.


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COMMENTS:
Voted : Huh?
Yeah, and I'm Moses.

I think I saw an image of that guy in a tortilla chip somewhere.
by _Beelzebubba on Mon May 07, 07 9:29am [+]

Clearly I was wrong. Religon is the path of enlightened people.
by RobinGaylord on Mon May 07, 07 9:34am [+]

This guy sounds just as crazy as all the other religous kooks out there. He's no different than the pope or any other religous leader.
by RobinGaylord on Mon May 07, 07 9:36am [+]

I love the look of exultation on that woman's face. She's found what she's looking for!
by cranky on Mon May 07, 07 10:34am [+]

Every day I'm more ashamed of being human..
It's about time God came back, if these was ever a time we need God to set us straight it's right effing now.
PLEASE God come and stop all this bullshyt >{
by Jyl on Mon May 07, 07 11:19am [+]

I thought 666 was the mark of the devil???
by LCD on Mon May 07, 07 12:13pm [+]

Raving, drooling mad. All of them.
by ramaDUNG on Mon May 07, 07 12:49pm [+]

Voted : Huh?
How'd I miss that? He promised that He'd let me know in advance, so that we could do a double-bill...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon May 07, 07 2:10pm [+]

Voted : But someone told me that he came back in 70AD and went back to heaven...Seriously.
That person was mainly influenced somewhat by the JW's;although he was not JW himself.
Most Christians disagree with him on that.
by UncleMax on Mon May 07, 07 4:22pm [+]

i thought 666 was the sign of the anti-christ? - certainly not of christ himself.
by lightreaper on Mon May 07, 07 4:51pm [+]

Voted : Huh?
I'm skeptical.
by skylab on Mon May 07, 07 5:24pm [+]

Apparently, I've found out, he's also the anti-Christ.
by cranky on Mon May 07, 07 6:16pm [+]

Anybody got a Crucifix!?
by MO_ on Mon May 07, 07 7:29pm [+]

I found the article earlier, you can see their pictures.
A lot more people than this are getting ready for Jesus to come back though, not just these nuts but huge churches full.
by Jyl on Mon May 07, 07 8:56pm [+]

Voted : 666 - the mark of the beast. Well done.
Revelation 13:11-18

Read your Bibles people. 666 is the mark of one of the 'beasts' that rise up out of the earth at the end of times. The beasts are given dominion over those people who have not reached God through Jesus. Not actually Satan himself but clearly an adversary of God/Jesus.

The mark 666 will be borne by those humans who dwell under the reign of Satan.

Nice.
by wideheadofknowledge on Mon May 07, 07 11:34pm [+]

I wanna know where you can buy one of those T-Shirts.
by cranky on Tue May 08, 07 1:49pm [+]

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