private : worst : "THE LAST CONSERVATIVE ON B & W" [+] joke ballot by Felix ACTIVE Tue May 08, 07 - Wed May 07, 08 Extreme close up: eyes fluttering awake. Camera pulls back to reveal: Felix, sitting bolt up, suddenly awake in a bed full of rumpled sheets in the BEDROOM. He's gone to bed fully dressed. Voice over (internal monologue, filtered microphone): "Morning, another day." Music: symphonic strings and theremin, reaching crescendo, then fading. Internal monologue continues: "Well, best get started." Medium shot and pan: Felix leaves the bedroom, past windows boarded up with rough wooden planks. He heads to the KITCHEN, where a calendar for 2006 has been continued with magic marker marks on the white plaster of the wall well into 2007. He pauses, then wearily takes down a large shotgun from the gunrack that has been bolted, incongruously, above the formica kitchen table, covered with shells he's repacking. Voice, stage left, muffled and odd: "FE-LIXX! FE-LIXX!" Close up, reaction shot, Felix is first shocked, then filled with anger, he yells: "Shut up, you leftist zombies!" Felix runs to the boarded up window in the PARLOR and shoves the shotgun through a small chink in the planks. He yells: "I see you there! Keep back!" Cut to: the overgrown, weed-infested front yard, where we see RAMADEAD, STIFFHAMSTER, CRYPTY, BARBIE BURIAL MOUNDS, and many others shambling about. All are in various stages of advanced decay and covered in rags of what had been burial suits. RamaDEAD: "Yahh, come out, ye tosser, so we can eat yer brains! Come out, or we'll get out the book...tosser." Close up: Felix peering out of the slit between the planks covering the PARLOR window: "Here's the answer, ghouls!" Medium shot: Felix fires off shotgun toward the yard. Cut to Stiffhamster staggering forward. In his right rotting claw, he holds on to a large leather-bound book. He pauses, then opens it, and, in a croaking voice, begins to read hesitantly:" ' The workers have nothing but their chains to lose in this. They have a world to win. Workers of the world, unite!' " Cut back to extreme close up of Felix, as he drops the rifle and clamps his hands over his ears, "NOT the Marx, ANYTHING, but the Marx! Damn you, damn you!" What will happen to our hero? Yahh...tosser! SORRY, THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED. Ballot #114710 : Voting Finished : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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