best : REASONS WHY PETS ARE BETTER THAN CHILDREN? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sat May 12, 07 - Thu Feb 04, 10 What are some of the reasons that pets are better than children? You can sell their offspring Neighbors don't call the cops when your pets poop outside Ever seen a sled being pulled by nine-year-olds? If they wet their beds you can give them away or have them put down Nobody calls the cops if you lock your pets in the basement when you go out They don't watch those annoying Disney Channel shows You can beat them senseless and they cant tell anybody You can have them 'fixed' to avoid future worries You can eat them if you breed them under the guise of "livestock" They don't cry as much when you have to stitch them up out in the barn You can train them to attack trespassers When it's bath time you can just hose them off in the yard Ballot #114794 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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