worst : THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOUR BOAT, BUT NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? [+] joke ballot by RunsWithScissors ACTIVE Sat May 12, 07 - Thu Feb 04, 10 What are some of the things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend? She has a nice wide stern She leaks a little in the bottom, but if you keep her moving you hardly notice She's holding a lot of water, guess I better plug her She's a little dinghy Go on, smash the bottle on her She needs her bottom scraped How many men can she fit downstairs? My boat doesn't cheat on me with my best friend Thar she Blows! Doesn't get mad when I tie her up at the dock Has tight buttstraps and needs to moisten the torch (directly from the Coast Guard). Her poop deck attracts a lot of visitors she's filled to the G'unnels with Seamen Ballot #114795 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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