WORST IDEAS FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS YOU CAN THINK OF.

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WORST IDEAS FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS YOU CAN THINK OF.


[+] joke ballot by fivenotes
ACTIVE Sat May 12, 07 - Sun May 11, 08

Anything you know would suck as a gift.

Box-o-broken glass.
Pictures of how your parents made you.
A box of feces.
A used sex toy.
a dead puppy
A school text book on advanced math.
A coffin
Crate of live tarantulas
fleas
a tampon
Rectal thermometer
fake vagina novelty
free swingers nude picture


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COMMENTS:
If you cant bring the goods there is only two words for ya .....!!







FUCK OFF!!!!!
by Kit_Kat on Sat May 12, 07 4:40pm [+]

...said Kit_Kat, slamming down the phone, when her local supermarket told her they couldn't deliver her shopping.
by ramaDUNG on Sat May 12, 07 5:32pm [+]

Hey nothing wrong with advanced mathematics!
by keithsheen on Sat May 12, 07 6:41pm [+]

Voted : Crate of live tarantulas
The gift that keeps on giving...massive MIs, that is.
by Truthseeker013 on Sat May 12, 07 6:44pm [+]

Voted : a tampon
apparently they arent *real* presents?!
by kingAlfredTheGreat on Sat May 12, 07 7:17pm [+]

My in-laws, too many of whom are outlaws.
by skylab on Sat May 12, 07 9:41pm [+]

Saltwater crocodile with indestructible adamantiam metal skeleton with spikes sticking out of its back and a gun tied to its head that shoots explosive poisonous gas darts.
by Applerod on Sun May 13, 07 2:11am [+]

^ exactly what I was going to put.
by mojo on Sun May 13, 07 6:17am [+]

Voted : fake vagina novelty
w/ a small pint of lube... Happy B-day homie.
by ladyshanalyn on Sun May 13, 07 4:11pm [+]






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